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I’d like the window that says “Are you sure you want to do this? OK/Cancel” to pop up less often on my computer and more in my real life.

A pride of lions, a gaggle of geese, a parliament of owls – we asked RD readers to come up with a few collective nouns of their own. These were a... read more

None of my grandsons share my corny sense of humour. When the family is eating lasagne, I say, “Lean over your plate, boys. You’ll get less-on-ya... read more

This classified ad speaks volumes: “Wanted to buy: playpen, cradle, high chair; also two single beds.”

Did you know a bird is the only animal that you can throw and you’d be helping it?

Questions on Yahoo that will destroy your faith in humanity:

– “Can I safely look at a picture of the sun?”

– “How can I... read more

While he was visiting, my father asked for the password to our Wi-Fi.

“It’s taped under the modem,” I told him.

After... read more

Sure, airplane travel is one of comedy’s most well worn topics. But today’s twitter jokesters still manage to put their own spin on it:
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“Those frames are so flattering,” I assured my sister. She’d just gotten new glasses after 25 years and wasn’t happy with them.

“They... read more

My grandpa is definitely a meat-and-potatoes kind of guy. Once, while getting dinner ready, I asked him how he liked his vegetables prepared. He... read more

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