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Being colour-blind excluded me from certain jobs in the US Marines – but I was so determined that my recruiter took pity on me, giving me a colour... read more

When a teacher asked my six-year-old nephew why his handwriting wasn’t as neat as usual, he responded, “I’m trying a new font.”

I mentioned to an unmarried friend of mine – an attorney – that he should attend a working singles mixer for lawyers. He hated the idea.
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After one glance at my updated driver’s licence photo, I said the first thing that came to mind: “Ugghhh!”

“What’s wrong?” asked the... read more

I work at a garden centre and was tickled to overhear one customer saying to another: “I never knew what compost was until I met husband.”

When I needed my university exam certificates for a job interview, my brother volunteered to go up to the attic to find them and put them in a... read more

I recently visited a local restaurant for a spot of lunch. I ordered a ham salad, and the waiter soon arrived with my meal.

“Do you... read more

At a conference I attended recently, a doctor was addressing a large audience. “The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of... read more

I was really pleased with my purchase of a new pair of shoes from a major retailer. About a week later, on a rainy day, I was in a rush and... read more

We recently ate a restaurant and as we paid our bill the waitress asked our small son what we were going to do next. Excitedly, Jamie said, “We... read more

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