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I just found out my boss gets alerts every time I tweet, so I’d just like to say this meeting is top-notch – an all-time great meeting.

Recently, an elderly couple visited the interior design store where I work to request an estimate for reupholstering some furniture. They had no... read more

While on manoeuvres in the desert, our convoy got lost – forcing our lieutenant to radio for help.

“Are you near any landmarks that... read more

A friend of mine works at a tattoo parlour. A client walked in and got a sentence tattooed on his back. A few hours later the customer called,... read more

My friend sat down with a new client at her gym to review her application. For the question “To what do you attribute your fitness issues?” the... read more

I was driving home recently when I stopped on impulse at a roadside vegetable stand. It was deserted expect for a sleeping German shepherd. I... read more

I was telling a new friend about my degree in technical theatre with a major in lighting design when she looked at me and said, “So you’re paid $... read more

After leaving my job, I was amazed to hear that one of my old colleagues, Alan, had been spotted with a new girlfriend. Alan had never shown any... read more

My husband, a computer-systems troubleshooter, was riding with me in my new car one afternoon when I stopped at a red light.
I wanted to... read more

I used to work in an Air Force Satellite Control Facility, where we would hold regular status briefings for department heads. On one occasion, a... read more

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